Saturday, February 23, 2019

The Taxman

Welcome to my home, sir,
you must exhausted from your travels.
the life of an accountant is often hard.

I see you noticed my award
A carving I received in Prague-
For saving an old man from near death
Did I mention? I also saved his dog.

You look fascinated by the bullet from my skull-
From when I refused to give up the troops-
Yes! 1200 men might have been exposed 
had I not heroically kept my mouth closed-
While American Medics almost saved me on an embassy bed.

Do write your report and be thorough-
My taxes may not be in line-
Like the time I died and they sent you
To steal from the family I left behind.

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